Stupid is as stupid does. . .

"Stupid is as stupid does" according to Forrest Gump.  And in the era of Donald Trump, that applies to effectively every single thing he and his hand-picked entourage of idiots does.  They don't just talk and look stupid, they're sure to back it up with stupid actions that prove their innate stupidity.  In fact, stupidity is so prevalent in the Trump administration that this column could be a daily one calling out the stupidity of the day coming from Duncie Donnie and his team (I'll consider adding that to the blog...).

Case in point, Donnie and his dummies were (are?) so overwhelmingly confident in the strength of the US military (which is the greatest in the world by the way) that back in June 2025 they turned down an offer from Ukranian President Zelensky to share Ukranian anti-drone technology, knowledge, know-how, and systems that the Ukranian military had developed over the course of the Russian invasion.  And, contrary to Trumps belief, in wars dominated by drones, Zelensky actually does "hold all the cards." They have been fighting off a country three-times their size for four years now in no small part by innovating and deploying new killer drones at a heretofore unheard of speed with lethal consequences for the Russian military.  They are hands down the world's best at drone warfare, strategy, development and deployment, no one even comes close.  And our military (and others e.g. China) were very interested in learning as much from them on the battlefield as possible.  But, Donald is a stupid man, a dumb narcissist, an unintelligent, uninformed little man, so of course he and Two-Pint Pete matched stupid "is" with "stupid does" and turned down the offer of drone help.  

Fast forward six months of course, and Duncie Donnie has started an unprovoked war with Iran for no reason, with no strategy, no objectives, no plan, no way out, no idea what he's doing and, oh ya, a military that's facing a constant unceasing barrage of low grade but effective drones being fired at it from Iran.  The same very drones that the Ukranians have in some cases been fighting against in their war.  Would have kind of been nice to know some more about those and get the practical on-the-battlefield knowhow that could have helped us deal with that problem don't ya' think?  But of course Donnie is not only a great golfer and real estate flunkie, he's also now an expert on warfare, the military, and drone combat so he turned it down - AGAIN!!!  This month!!!  March 2026 he refused their help.  What kind of an insecure moron refuses help from someone when they're in a war!?!?!?. 
 So now every time Iran send out a cheap $50,000 drone to bomb a site our only response is a $1,000,000 Patriot or THAAD missile to try to intercept it - both of which we're running out of by the way.  So what happens when we run out of ammunition of those interceptors?  We just expose our troops on bases?  We expose our allies?  We deplete the reserves we have in Taiwan?  What's the good answer?

And all that because stupid is as stupid does and Donald J. Trump is STUPID!!!...  

Vote which is worse?

 

    Wearing your own white hat merchandise at the troop transfer of fallen soldiers (and never taking it off by the way).

                        VS. 

Tan suit worn in the White House on a summer day....

Keep in mind, the Obama "tan suit controversy" went on for days in the right wing media machine and then, of course, was picked up by the lemmings at CNN and the other main stream media like usual.  A congressman even said:  "There's no way, I don't think, any of us can excuse what the president did yesterday. I mean, you have the world watching" about him wearing the suit while discussing foreign policy.  Conversely, Trump wears a tacky baseball cap while troops he got killed come back to the United States Fox News not only doesn't cover it, but changes the footage entirely to remove his disgraceful conduct from their original footage (they subbed it with other footage from years ago where he had no hat)....   Fox is the Joseph Goebbels of our time. . . . 

US Allies Tell Trump to Pound Sand in Iran

To the surprise of absolutely no one, after years of Donald Trump calling every single ally of the United States dumb, small, weak assholes, low and behold, no one is coming to save his ass in the straits of Hormuz.  I'm shocked, SHOCKED!!!  Duncy Donald is so pathetic he's literally going around cup in hand calling our allies begging for help to get ships through the Strait of Hormuz:  dude, can you spare a mine sweeper please?  What a pathetic fucking loser!...  

Now, to be clear, we've always known that Donnie stupidly and insecurely believes that it's his personal charisma and "genius" that gets people to come to him to strike deals with the USA.  It couldn't possibly be that he's the President of the most powerful nation and military on earth, oh no, no, no. . .   It's because everyone is just so drawn and amazed by his charm, charisma, and tough guy persona, those overly long red ties, that's why they're calling the White House.  It is, and always has been, BS of course:  they're not calling because they like you, moron, they're calling because you're POTUS.  

Having said that, that's not to imply that personal relationships have zero meaning in foreign policy.  George Bush apparently had a very good working relationship with Margaret Thatcher.  Obama and Angela Merkel were famously excellent working partners.  So it does help to not call your closest friends jerks.  And what makes Duncie's surprise at our allies current response all the more amazing is that he DOES believe it's personal relationships that make the world go around.  So then why is he shocked when after a decade of insulting everyone they don't come to his rescue.  It's like the class bully in second grade not understanding why no one wants to come to his birthday party:  it's because you're the jerk dude!  

And obviously these other allied leaders aren't dumb like Donnie and if there was a bonafide security or geo political reason for them to get involved in Iran to protect their nations of course they would, even if they all think Donald Trump is an ass who on top of that apparently smells of ass.  But here there isn't any, this is a war of choice by Donnie to either distract from the Epstein files, self masturbate over his own military's power, or avoid looking like Israel's lackey (although I don't quite see how he doesn't now look like just that).  

So take note Donnie:  next time you want to borrow mine sweepers from Montenegro, maybe don't shove their Prime Minister out of the way for a photo shoot....