Ultimate History of the Trump Era

When the Donald Trump era finally (and mercifully) comes to a long overdue end, I envision that historians and the press will write about it like this: "Disgraced President Donald Trump was found guilty of violating international law and crimes against humanity by the International Court of Justice at the Hague yesterday. Trump was sentenced to 20 years to life in prison by the Court and will be remanded to a prison facility in Mexico for the length of his sentence. The Hague Court took pains to stress that the harsh sentence was due to the truly unnecessary nature of his horrific criminal acts. In the words of Chief Justice Jergen Kuhl: 'Donald Trump caged 9 month old babies not because they represented any semblance of a threat to his nation, but because he personally enjoyed it, because he found it funny to cage up brown babies, because he's sick and enjoys hurting people, because he has no empathy of any kind. This type of man deserves no mercy from this court.' As the only President in American history impeached by the House and convicted by the Senate for high crimes and misdemeanors, Trump now joins four other members of the Trump immediate family in prison for crimes committed during his time as President: Ivanka Trump and Jared Kuchner are both incarcerated for their financial self dealing while at the White House; Donald Trump Jr. was convicted for his role in the 2016 collusion with Russia during the election; and Eric Trump is now serving time in a New York State penitentiary for mopery (exposing yourself to a blind person). Reporters on the scene said that, once handcuffed, Donald Trump cried uncontrollably like, as one bystander described it, 'a little bitch,' as he was walked out of the court room to be processed." If there is any justice, that's how it will go down....